Craig Johnson -Hell Is Empty-

Craig Johnson -Hell is Empty-

Lines I like from this book

- “We are pawns to these spirits, souls they play with for there own satisfaction like hand games.”

- “Sorry it’s kind of an inside joke—.”

- “do you think you’re a good man, Sheriff?” “I hope so.”

- “Dog is drinking wine?” She exhaled audibly. “Well, I poured him some; so far he’s just looking at it.”

- “Isn’t that kind of like putting the monsters of you imagination against the monsters of human nature?”

- “I’ve got bad news; it looks like you’re going to make it.”

- “Well, at least my breath will be kissing-sweet.” He stared at me. I swear Vic was the only one who got my jokes.

- “I said don’t move.” “Actually, you didn’t.” “Shut up!”

- “What the fuck?” “You said get rid of the gun.” “What, you think I can’t get up there or what?” “Well, you are kind of short.”

-“I think that after that epic display of catlike grace, we can safely say they’re not keeping too close of a watch on us.” “Fuck you, man.”

-“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”

-“Hector, I don’t think a mountain lion is going to be bold enough to break down the door to get in here even if she feels like a little Mexican.” “Fuck you.”

-Pissed in the snow bank was a single word.

Raynaud Shade had pretty good handwriting, considering the instrument.

- I just had to find a way to pass the time. I looked down at the book on my chest. I was going to have to get pretty desperate to start in on that. (Next page; the beginnings of the book)

-and remembered one of my late wife’s slogans about smoking: “Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.”

-You fool—you’re aiming at your own shadow and attempting to shoot your echo.

More Posts from Spiritofsteamboat and Others

1 year ago

Love when I blow on my dog and she justs-

Love When I Blow On My Dog And She Justs-
1 year ago

Samsara room my beloved 🫶🫶🫶😍😍🥰🥰

1 year ago

Every time I verbalise a statement I have made that realisation many times in my head years ago it just hasn’t become a practice for me until now so I’m sharing it with you, please do not take my statement as if I had just come to the realisation of this, I am not a white man thinking he is some philosophical whiz for thinking he is an original thinker, I know I am not but please still let me share this with you

1 year ago

To put my eyes in a ceramic bowl of ice water while I rinse my sockets with freezing water feeling the forming shards of ice prick my flesh as it does to my throat sounds divine

1 year ago

My friends grandmother like two years ago was complaining to her about how she couldn’t jump anymore and I think about it on the weekly sometimes I have to get up to make sure I still can

3 years ago

Craig Johnson -Death Without Company-

Lines I like from this book.

-“Jules?” “Yep?” “Do you ever shut up?” “Nope”

- I took a sip of my coffee for dramatic effect.

- “We’re putting together a petition to get you to shave.”

- “Don’t call me sir. I ain’t yer daddy, far as we know.”

- ‘a life without friends means death without company.’

-“I was quite a hottie back then.”

-But I had told them all I would only get a cellphone if they let me get a computer; so far, we were at a stalemate.

-“You’ve grown a beard?” “Yes.” “I don’t like it.” “Nobody does.”

-“Surely you know. Lucian Connally killed him.”

-Her long dark hair hides the face that is bowed to a god that no longer hears.

- “Daddy I know what I’m getting you for Christmas.” “What?” “A razor.”

- That’s what I got when I quoted Shakespeare to other sheriffs.


Tags
1 year ago

I wish cameras weren’t as accessible and high quality as they are now I would love to be this cringy emo kid who has a bunch of cringe interests but people have phones and social media now so all the fun has been sapped out due to not wanting to be bullied

1 year ago

My mind don’t jiggle jiggle it folds

I’ve got mad cow disease for sure

1 year ago

My Roman Empire asides from the mentally ill thoughts of killing myself is wanting to remove my eyes and pop them into a bowl of ice water I think it would be refreshing and a nice little reprieve from how warm they are

1 year ago

Cube escape my beloved 🫶🫶

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • cheezbot
    cheezbot liked this · 3 years ago
  • spiritofsteamboat
    spiritofsteamboat reblogged this · 3 years ago

18 and so so cringe 😔

19 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags