I Wonder If “we Have To Torture This Special Character. In The Lab Facility. With Secret Science.”

@moguche030

i see u everywhere because i love u pookie YAYYY

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

Doctors offices scheduling your next appointment will be like “Does 372 days from now at 10 am work?” Like ah fuck lads, literally just made plans with Jimmy to grab coffee in 372 days at 10 am. How about noon?

i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

hi shadow

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race