You Have 14 To 28 Days 🫵🏻

if tumblr was for ants itd probably be called crumblr or something. and also itd be a nanoblogging platform instead of microblogging since theyre really small

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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I realized I'm into women because of that one natsuri "It's not like I like you" animatic

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

sometimes I meow. it's enriching, and completely free! in fact I gain something every time I do it

I hate checking out a piece of media your mutuals love dearly and just being unmoved. Unimpressed. Like I’m getting a bad grade in mutual a thing that is normal to fear and possible to achieve

Manoeuvre is such a bullshit word. You don't need all those vowels.

what a week huh?

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor