Hey Asshole! You Lifted Up The Rock And Now I Have To Scuttle! Motherfucker!

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

Sorry Sam and max oomfs your regularly scheduled programming will be back soon LMAO intermission for horse race yaoi angst

Autism be damned that boy can girl

(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.

DJ3K minigame

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

au where blaze the cat is sent to the equestria girls universe and ends up joining the weird polycule they have going on...... i guess??

Penguin Club

Doctors offices scheduling your next appointment will be like “Does 372 days from now at 10 am work?” Like ah fuck lads, literally just made plans with Jimmy to grab coffee in 372 days at 10 am. How about noon?