Latest Posts by sploinkyniko - Page 5

as it always does 🍎

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

I know her tumblr would be fire

a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly

“It’s oaky,” he whispered.

it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting

look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend

getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

however bad it gets don't forget you're not moderating the genshin impact discord with 2.1 million users

if tumblr was for ants itd probably be called crumblr or something. and also itd be a nanoblogging platform instead of microblogging since theyre really small

sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don't know but it's Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it

I hate checking out a piece of media your mutuals love dearly and just being unmoved. Unimpressed. Like I’m getting a bad grade in mutual a thing that is normal to fear and possible to achieve

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

i would have been such a good ratty grungey older brother unfortunately i was cursed with being born a woman and 5 feet tall

having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc

about to hit “it” and by it i mean. hahgc. the haey

i like to think i’m secretly in a tv show or book so everytime im on the verge of breaking down some 14 year old on tumblr is going “ohh the blorbo… blorbo having a bad time 2day:(“

When you decide to revamp your OC but it doesn't make any difference at all since you've barely talked of them so far and you do not even have a reference sheet or even any full blown and colored drawing to be able, not even have used them in a published fic to point out to your moots what have changed, you just have to sit there with the mental recollection of what have changed (and the word document with it all not explained but explained)

i saw a giant billboard for a plumber that was basically just this

My bugs

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

Not pictured: Brambleclaw in the warriors’ den shitting in Leafpool and Squilf’s nests (while cardboard cutouts of Firestar and Sandstorm impassively watch)

I love fruit