Latest Posts by sploinkyniko - Page 9

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

hi shadow

noticing trends in your own ocs personalities can make you stare at your keyboard like. okay motherfucker take it to the therapist office not the toyhouse profile.

Sometimes you have to bully your loved ones a little. One time I was venting to my sister about feeling unwanted and I used a metaphor about a house fire and she said “OK riddler” and I realized I was wearing a green coat and glasses and now whenever I get a grimdark angst spiral that’s all I can think about. OK riddler

LOUD CHEERING NOISES

THE PONCHO MAKES A REAPPEARANCE

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

i wish i could be ranching my slimes rn

I dreamt about a meme like this so I made one for horse race tests.

I'm miserable so he's miserable too.

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Not to have warrior cats thoughts on main again but I wonder if it's considered gauche to name your kit in such a way that it's really clear you're gunning for a specific warrior name.

Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do

If my ocs were real and I walked into a room with all of them I'd immediately get jumped

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

:3

@moguche030

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

oozing black ichor btw. if u care.

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

this point and click adventure game where the main character has adhd fucking sucks. i got softlocked because i told him to check the computer and now hes just scrolling his dash and if i click on anything he goes "i cant do that. im locked the fuck in"

shapes and colors and horses

do you ever hear yourself talking and one word comes out very pronounced in you regional accent and you get irrationally embarrassed because oh no now people are going to know i’m from a place

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

and then doorknob absolutely booked it.

Starting to climb out of my hole today #myhole

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.