Latest Posts by sploinkyniko - Page 10

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

I showed HRT to my friend today, and when we got to the cyan vs white race he said "this must be what straight sex feels like" because nothing was happening 😭😭😭

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

Sorry Sam and max oomfs your regularly scheduled programming will be back soon LMAO intermission for horse race yaoi angst

I don’t have twitter but there is something very alluring about this “horse race tests” fandom. horses and yuri you say. well….

feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

jovial merriment <3

The author's poorly disguised punching bag

all i need to do is write a story and then adapt that story into a comic and then adapt that comic into an animated show and then adapt the show into a feature length movie and do all of it with no studio or budget and then find the smallest opening in a cave and then crawl thru it and fossilize

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

Hollyleaf's awesome supportive brothers

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

the character

imagine your girlfriend went missing mysteriously and was replaced by her evil homunculus clone and then you go to a racetrack and they've put up a statue commemorating that time she gave you backshots twice in a row in public and then won the race

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

anyone else give themselves dread for seemingly no reason? who here accidentally manifests dread from time to time? any dreadbringers online?

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

@moguche030

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that