I Know We Joke About Cis Artists Having The Weirdest Sense Of Anatomy, But Also Even When The Anatomy

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

him: you better not be too wordy when I get there

my helplessly verbose and over-articulate, endlessly expounding posterior:

Thank you

I know I can't be the only one who just really, unironically loves Romeo and Juliet. Decades of forced readings in English classes and every terrible parody under the sun have ruined it for so many people but it's so good! It's popular for a reason! You're not cool and edgy for hating it! It's gorgeous and tragic and I just. I love r&j a lot.

So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v

Haddon Sundblom - 1950s Pin-up Calendar illustration - Shaw-Barton Calendar Co. - Original art sold by Heritage Art Gallery 2007

as soon as i saw the tiktok notification “thanks to president trump for yadayadayada” I immediately went “wow, that was the most obvious manipulation I’ve ever seen in my life, we just got played” and I’m not sure how anyone came to any other conclusion

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.