Springloadedcoffin - Embry

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, July 16, 1935

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “laudanum-dosed wine at the villa diodati on lake geneva in 1816” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw mary shelley and claire clairmont talking about reanimation and vampires with lord byron

my buddy percy pacing: dr. john polidori is plotting against us and my wifes nipples have been replaced by eyeballs

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

I think the truth every KF fan needs to accept is that Forrest could rizz every single goddamn adult in that town and it wouldnt even be hard.

He is THE fandom bicycle solely because he has too much rizz

Forrest x Sandra? Practically canon.

Forrest x Ponty? Easy.

Forrest x Peggy? Straightforward.

Forrest x Teddy? Toxic old man yaoi, love it.

Forrest x Ricky? Go for it.

Forrest x Virginia? Fantastic.

Forrest x Marie? Spicy.

Forrest x Murphy? Stepdad 4 life.

You could ship this mf with ANYONE and it would work. He is straight. He is gay. He is queer. He has no concept of the spectrum of sexuality. He is all sexualities at once. He is infinite. Forrest is that bitch and will always BE that bitch.

guys i think reginald clarke is a tracer smh

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

botany lore drop time w ur local biologist: burdock root is a medicinal plant with anti inflammatory and antibacterial properties. it’s family? asteraceae. order? asterales. clade? asterid.

suzanne i’m in ur fucking walls

The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939

Haymitch and his ducklings

2025!!!

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