Haymitch And His Ducklings

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

Like the famed character with whom she shared her number, Lucile Sharp was in prison for theft.

Unlike Jean Valjean however, I highly doubt Lucile was in desperate need of the gold watch, chain, locket, diamond scarfpin and $17 she stole.

I also don’t recall Jean Valjean drugging anyone in the course of stealing his loaf of bread.

Your reflection, is a promise, YOU couldn't keep

Bertha Boronda (from the first San Quentin photo set I posted) was sentenced to five years in prison for “Mayhem” in 1908.

What’s “Mayhem” you ask? Apparently in Bertha’s case, it’s cutting off your cheating husband’s penis with a straight razor, disguising yourself as a man and fleeing by bicycle.

bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

him: you better not be too wordy when I get there

my helplessly verbose and over-articulate, endlessly expounding posterior:

Quincey motivating the group on their way to Transylvania

Dracula is NOT sexy. Quincey is sexy. DNI if you think that book dracula is hotter than the gentlemanly cowboy.

Yes we founded this hobby in late victorian europe where we divide animals of the same species from around the globe into races and measure them with calipers and put extreme emphasis on blood purity and conformity but WE SWEAR this has zero links to the eugenics movement that was coincidentally happening at the exact same time and place