Sorry Another Bald Tshirt Post That Came To Me Last Night

(source: The Birmingham (UK) Evening Dispatch, December 17, 1904.)

i think there might be mold growing inside me

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

Coriolanus after only helping his girlfriend because it meant he could get money: Oh my god I'm such a good person!

Realized after posting this one that I haven’t seen any Heart Locket gifs yet either smh what is this fandom even DOING

I wanna make one for Sofia too but haven’t had much luck finding good quality screencaps of her so if you’ve got any please feel free to share them!

the run up to the ides of march on tumblr is what christmas used to feel like as a kid

You Reposted in the Wrong Tobey McCallister

Inspired by Alexa TD on YouTube

Music: glue70-Casin

Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats. 1/?.