Ah Yes, The Shelleys, Those People Famously Known For Not Loving Lord Byron And Wanting To Be Near Him

Most insane pipeline known to man:

Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

Situationship this. Casual that. I'm sick of it. Why does nobody form a polycule based on hunting vampires together anymore. Humanity is lost.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

him: you better not be too wordy when I get there

my helplessly verbose and over-articulate, endlessly expounding posterior:

Arthur Holmwood: oh, so dracula controls rats? i'll handle it

Van Helsing: may I ask how?

Arthur Holmwood, pulling rat terriers out of his pockets and chucking them into Carfax like live grenades: i said i'll handle it

We’ll never die

Polonius: Tell Ophelia about the birds and the bees.

Laertes: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.