Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

funniest fucking thing

(Possibly?) Hot take: "Girl" has become a unisex term much like dude

some people have senshi from dungeon meshi living in their brain reminding them to eat three fulfilling meals a day and to take the time to make food delicious. which is wonderful! i love the way that media can affect our habits and thoughts for the better! unfortunately the only character living in my brain is harry du bois and he keeps telling me to try molly

“A little treat” has proven to be a devastating weapon of destruction against my moneys… but… science has birthed an equally powerful tool in the war against trinkets… I call it.. “but I shan’t”.

Them: "The worst she can say is no."

Her: "Your body betrays your degeneracy."

Watching Breaking Bad for the first time

It should be called Br-M(e)aking Bad Decisions because that is all that Walter ever does

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-

Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.

Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.

Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.