Stalemacaroni - Macaroni

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

You know what this means, right?

A child was killed for each confirmed sighting.

Absolutely brilliant/terrible DnD character idea:

Someone who lets a magic 8 ball make all their decisions

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*

a little inquisitive skybeast

“A little treat” has proven to be a devastating weapon of destruction against my moneys… but… science has birthed an equally powerful tool in the war against trinkets… I call it.. “but I shan’t”.

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

Has anyone else ever considered holding a bowl under their freshly unclogged gutters to harvest the Soup?