I AM POSTING. ABOUT STANCES.T

you know the fanfic is hot when making the fanart for it gets you worked up 🤤

me: so, I told my boyfriend I ship stancest and honestly he took it better than expected. he just bullied me a little bit.

friend: that's mean...

me: okay yeah well I did just admit to shipping incest so I feel it was warranted.

“Actually ao3 shouldn’t allow-“ GO BACK TO WATTPAAAAAAADDDDDDD

Well Stanley did get voted Tumblr sexyman on weed Easter sooo... Stanley being the Easter bunny for his babies while Ford laugh at him in the background?

they dont know but their pa is not only the easter bunny but also the most sexy man ever ✨ a little extra below 👇

Is it still ok posting easter stuff....

Question: do you have any plans to make a second chapter/sequel to your latest stancest fic?

(im sorry i just really really wanna know what happens after stan comes to)

Ooh, perhaps... There seems to be a lot of people curious about it... But I can’t promise anything because honestly there’s so much I want to write!

1) BW!Ford (who lost his own Stan) kidnaps our Stan in his craycray grief; 2) amnesiac/memoryless Stan (who didn’t recover his memories after Weirdmaggedon) still sails away on their boat with (a very guilty, very lovesick, and, if I manage to do it right, very sympathetic) Ford as his husband; 3) vampire researcher!Ford invites human mullet!Stan to GF to take away his journal but loses control of his thirst... among other possibilities. I’m thinking of perhaps writing drabbles!

But if you want to know what would (or will, once/if I write it) happen... The trigger warnings in the tags apply to the text below the cut!

Stefanie... blames herself, the poor girl. If her brother is misogynistic, then she suffers with internalized misogyny, just as much.

She always saw her brother as an awkward, sexless, virgin nerd, just as Ford tells us—he’s an unreliable narrator, of course, but in this he was 100% right! She did not see him as A Manly Man, but as a boy interested only in books and science. Sure, he might have had the occasional incident with a kissing robot (a silly reference to extra canon material, hahah), but that was all innocent. Her brother is Not Like The Other Boys. Her brother can’t even hold eye contact with girls! She’s very protective of him.

Stefanie, on the other hand... she seduced her poor, innocent brother with her irresistible feminine wiles. She dragged him into the dark world of sexual desire. She was to blame for him doing this to her, robbing him of his purity by being too slutty and exposing herself like that in front of him. Now her brother will never be the same anymore, and she is to blame!

Ford, meanwhile, does not relish in her guilt. He loves her, after all. But he is still relieved she doesn’t blame him! He tries to comfort her by proving to her that it was nothing she did or said, it was just their inevitable destiny. It was biology. She was made to fit him and she should embrace it!

I’m debating with myself if getting the poor girl pregnant (out of that first time) is Too Much. If you think it’s Too Much, then it doesn’t happen, but if you’re into it, then she has one more thing to deal with, especially under Filbrick’s roof, while Ford gets all proud of himself and possessive... (All of this is already highly self-indulgent, anyway. I don’t think her reaction is necessarily a very realistic one, but it’s the most fun for this AU!)

Dumb stancest memes I made :3

Sniles sneetly. Does everyone like my art

Save me sailing era stancest... sailing era stancest save me......

Goobers!!

I hc that Stan and Ford are one of those old couples that can dance so well a crowd forms around them - they used to dance in their room (Stan called it practicing for dates with Carla, it wasn't that really) when they were teens, but after 40 years experience they both know how to dance and after a few months alone on a boat with shit else to do they can move together like professionals, smiling the whole time, Stan sneaking a kiss on the dimple of Ford's chin when he dips him, Ford hooking his leg around Stan's and inching it just a bit too high. It's adorable, I need to squash them both

THIS???? IS SO CUTE???? IM FREAKING OUT????????????????

god i LOVE the idea of them dancing together. that would be so. OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i need them to slow dance on the boat and kiss. immediately.

(sorry it took a bit to answer this!)