Studying Is Important

Im making a thing and it pissed me off that every version of this meme was so grainy so i tried my best to recreate it at a higher resolution 💚 tumblr is a whore though and wont let me post the transparent version so its a jpeg greenscreen instead

(As this is traced directly off the source material all rights go to Alex Hirsch and Disney pls dont sue me)

god theyre so GROSS and SAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lost my shit once I fully processed your url . It took saying it Out Loud for me to go "OH. OH- STAN². LIKE STANCEST." And that's saying something, because s² (SHORT FOR STAN²) is my stancest save tag on my gravity falls blog.

Im honestly really flattered that you found my URL so funny 😊

Honestly ive always loved the (character)² to refer to a -cest ship, cause, ya know, character x character = character², and apparently its a running gag for the gravity falls shippers to square the same named couple (fiddauthor as ford², fiddlestanwich as stan²ford², ect.) so i found it extra fitting.

Figured id reblog directly onto this post since its the one that inspired me to draw this

now i can't stop thinking about how Stan wrote a whole 'fan-novel' titled the Duke's Temptations.

going on definitions, a Duchess is usually appointed her title by being a wife wife/widow of a Duke or titled by a Queen from being in a royal family. a Duke being, a man of nobility either appointed or inherited as well in the same way. [side note, their greeted as Your Grace]

Stan writes self-insert fanfics with himself and the Duchess in a heated affair, also allegedly writing a fan novel about the Duke being Ford from context clues (see AH's audio & connected post here).

i would like to assume the novel is about the Duke being tempted into an affair with Stan's stablehand self-insert. from a definition standpoint, i'm also lead to believe that in the Duke's Temptations that the Duchess is married to the Duke (otherwise they could be related but I think unlikely for that era's context).

so. what i'm trying to point out is. Stan wrote a fantasy of not being related to his twin brother and then being intimate with a characterized version of him.

which is an objectively incestuous obsessive thing for him to do as a hobby before he opened the portal.

smut that is NOT tasteful. smut that IS like other smut. smut that does NOT exist to be an exploration of character. smut that IS designed to titillate. for that matter let's start calling it "pornography." I am tired of half-hearted defences of some types of pornographic writing in only some contexts. pornography is not inherently morally suspect because of its sexual nature.

I love Grunkle Stan

evil kitty... bad kitty....

My stancest darkfic with fem!Stan is up on Ao3! Mind the warnings! https://archiveofourown.org/works/64737130