Lost My Shit Once I Fully Processed Your Url . It Took Saying It Out Loud For Me To Go "OH. OH- STAN².

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I AM POSTING. ABOUT STANCES.T

THIS IS A POST ABOUT STANCEST. I AM TALKING ABOUT STANCEST IN THIS POST.

STAN AND FORD KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

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Question: do you have any plans to make a second chapter/sequel to your latest stancest fic?

(im sorry i just really really wanna know what happens after stan comes to)

Ooh, perhaps... There seems to be a lot of people curious about it... But I can’t promise anything because honestly there’s so much I want to write!

1) BW!Ford (who lost his own Stan) kidnaps our Stan in his craycray grief; 2) amnesiac/memoryless Stan (who didn’t recover his memories after Weirdmaggedon) still sails away on their boat with (a very guilty, very lovesick, and, if I manage to do it right, very sympathetic) Ford as his husband; 3) vampire researcher!Ford invites human mullet!Stan to GF to take away his journal but loses control of his thirst... among other possibilities. I’m thinking of perhaps writing drabbles!

But if you want to know what would (or will, once/if I write it) happen... The trigger warnings in the tags apply to the text below the cut!

Stefanie... blames herself, the poor girl. If her brother is misogynistic, then she suffers with internalized misogyny, just as much.

She always saw her brother as an awkward, sexless, virgin nerd, just as Ford tells us—he’s an unreliable narrator, of course, but in this he was 100% right! She did not see him as A Manly Man, but as a boy interested only in books and science. Sure, he might have had the occasional incident with a kissing robot (a silly reference to extra canon material, hahah), but that was all innocent. Her brother is Not Like The Other Boys. Her brother can’t even hold eye contact with girls! She’s very protective of him.

Stefanie, on the other hand... she seduced her poor, innocent brother with her irresistible feminine wiles. She dragged him into the dark world of sexual desire. She was to blame for him doing this to her, robbing him of his purity by being too slutty and exposing herself like that in front of him. Now her brother will never be the same anymore, and she is to blame!

Ford, meanwhile, does not relish in her guilt. He loves her, after all. But he is still relieved she doesn’t blame him! He tries to comfort her by proving to her that it was nothing she did or said, it was just their inevitable destiny. It was biology. She was made to fit him and she should embrace it!

I’m debating with myself if getting the poor girl pregnant (out of that first time) is Too Much. If you think it’s Too Much, then it doesn’t happen, but if you’re into it, then she has one more thing to deal with, especially under Filbrick’s roof, while Ford gets all proud of himself and possessive... (All of this is already highly self-indulgent, anyway. I don’t think her reaction is necessarily a very realistic one, but it’s the most fun for this AU!)

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

My stancest darkfic with fem!Stan is up on Ao3! Mind the warnings! https://archiveofourown.org/works/64737130

“Actually ao3 shouldn’t allow-“ GO BACK TO WATTPAAAAAAADDDDDDD

(I dont wanna post this on my main cause im a coward)

Dont you love it when someone with "proshippers DO NOT INTERACT" likes or reblogs your post when you are pretty obviously a pro-shipper? like even on my main where i dont openly ship incest, im very open about not caring what others ship as long as everybody stays respectful.

I just find it really funny that if they scrolled down even two posts theyd see im one of those filthy pro-shippers; funnier even that the fanart of the siblings they reblogged from me was, in fact, made with salacious intentions.

I thought about them fucking in dresses and got so horny I nearly passed out