Running Off Like 40 Minutes Of Sleep And An Unhealthy Amount Of Caffeine So This Is Obviously The Perfect

Running off like 40 minutes of sleep and an unhealthy amount of caffeine so this is Obviously the perfect time for transmasc!Ford with nsfw Stancest!

- “Caryn I cannot believe you named our daughter after a car.” “Filbrick, hush, her name is lovely, besides look at our son! He’s just not a Stanford somehow.”

- “Stop roughhousing you two! I know you two are having fun but Stanley, you do NOT hit girls. Cortina, ladies do not punch.”

- Ford, who never got told “stop crying out I’ll give you something to cry about” And if crying can get Filbrick to stop yelling or get Stanley out of trouble bc “he was just protecting me they were being so mean!” then that’s normal girls just cry sometimes.

-Stan, who is allowed to be close and protective about Ford and still manages to push those boundaries as far as they’ll go.

-“Stanley, what kind of brother are you to let your sister get beat up!”

-Ford never got sent to learn boxing but raptly watches Stan’s muscles flex from the bleachers

-Stan and Ford still share a room bc there just isn’t enough space (and they start fooling around after puberty)

-Stan fingering Ford’s pussy and calling him babygirl and learning how to dirty talk by what kind of praise and adoration makes Ford react the best

- Ford who still never learned social graces (that would require reading the hidden undercurrent of seemingly every conversation) and this translates to the universal autism experience of his peers thinking he’s the Manic Pixie Dream Girl of their dreams

-Ford’s guard dog of a brother scaring off suitors and bullies alike

-Ford, who doesn’t quite want to be a man but as far as he knows the only other option is to be a woman and Nope Absolutely Not

-Women are supposed to be interested in men and Ford has no interest. Stan doesn’t count, that’s Stan.

-“You’re my brother now? Ok, Ford. If it makes you happy it makes me happy.”

-Stan not even questioning it but asking whether this means Ford doesn’t want to be together anymore (Bc incest is ok I guess but gay incest is questionable?)

-“so do you want me to call your… uh. Stuff something different?” “No! I like it

-Ford asking Stan to teach him how to fight

-Ford trying to use chemistry to make a gradual voice changing solution but accidentally making Potion of Instant Baritone and freaking out about how their parents will react

-Freaking out and crying about how Stan might react and Stan is more concerned that Ford might be hurt but as soon as he realizes he’s 100% on board and just asks what kind of story he needs to help spin.

-and it’s part of what drives them apart

-Men aren’t coddled and protected by their brother

-Men pull themselves up by their boots and make a name for themselves

-Men don’t cry when they’re overstimulated or scared

-If Stan sabotaged him then does he see Ford the way men see women? Property he can control?

Bonus! Trans!Stan

-It’s not that he doesn’t like his dick but sometimes he wishes he had a pretty pussy like Ford’s too. The idea looks right (and he can give himself to Ford entirely)

-But women don’t enjoy having broad shoulders and a punch that can lay out a grown man

-Women don’t have hair absolutely everywhere and a voice like gravel

-After being kicked out and the things he’d had to do, if he was a woman he’d be the kind their parents always called “trash” and “fast” and crossed the street when they saw so he just wasn’t

-At heart he’s still Ford’s loyal dog above anything. A woman obviously can’t be that

I AM POSTING. ABOUT STANCES.T

THIS IS A POST ABOUT STANCEST. I AM TALKING ABOUT STANCEST IN THIS POST.

STAN AND FORD KISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

41 notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

3 months ago

Sniles sneetly. Does everyone like my art

Save me sailing era stancest... sailing era stancest save me......

142 notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

2 months ago

smut that is NOT tasteful. smut that IS like other smut. smut that does NOT exist to be an exploration of character. smut that IS designed to titillate. for that matter let's start calling it "pornography." I am tired of half-hearted defences of some types of pornographic writing in only some contexts. pornography is not inherently morally suspect because of its sexual nature.

6K notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

1 month ago

2K notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

1 month ago

evil kitty... bad kitty....

537 notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

2 months ago

Dumb stancest memes I made :3

93 notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

1 month ago

Question: do you have any plans to make a second chapter/sequel to your latest stancest fic?

(im sorry i just really really wanna know what happens after stan comes to)

Ooh, perhaps... There seems to be a lot of people curious about it... But I can’t promise anything because honestly there’s so much I want to write!

Question: Do You Have Any Plans To Make A Second Chapter/sequel To Your Latest Stancest Fic?

1) BW!Ford (who lost his own Stan) kidnaps our Stan in his craycray grief; 2) amnesiac/memoryless Stan (who didn’t recover his memories after Weirdmaggedon) still sails away on their boat with (a very guilty, very lovesick, and, if I manage to do it right, very sympathetic) Ford as his husband; 3) vampire researcher!Ford invites human mullet!Stan to GF to take away his journal but loses control of his thirst... among other possibilities. I’m thinking of perhaps writing drabbles!

But if you want to know what would (or will, once/if I write it) happen... The trigger warnings in the tags apply to the text below the cut!

Stefanie... blames herself, the poor girl. If her brother is misogynistic, then she suffers with internalized misogyny, just as much.

She always saw her brother as an awkward, sexless, virgin nerd, just as Ford tells us—he’s an unreliable narrator, of course, but in this he was 100% right! She did not see him as A Manly Man, but as a boy interested only in books and science. Sure, he might have had the occasional incident with a kissing robot (a silly reference to extra canon material, hahah), but that was all innocent. Her brother is Not Like The Other Boys. Her brother can’t even hold eye contact with girls! She’s very protective of him.

Stefanie, on the other hand... she seduced her poor, innocent brother with her irresistible feminine wiles. She dragged him into the dark world of sexual desire. She was to blame for him doing this to her, robbing him of his purity by being too slutty and exposing herself like that in front of him. Now her brother will never be the same anymore, and she is to blame!

Ford, meanwhile, does not relish in her guilt. He loves her, after all. But he is still relieved she doesn’t blame him! He tries to comfort her by proving to her that it was nothing she did or said, it was just their inevitable destiny. It was biology. She was made to fit him and she should embrace it!

I’m debating with myself if getting the poor girl pregnant (out of that first time) is Too Much. If you think it’s Too Much, then it doesn’t happen, but if you’re into it, then she has one more thing to deal with, especially under Filbrick’s roof, while Ford gets all proud of himself and possessive... (All of this is already highly self-indulgent, anyway. I don’t think her reaction is necessarily a very realistic one, but it’s the most fun for this AU!)

2 notes View Post

stan-to-the-2nd

2 months ago