Little Something I Had On My Mind, Thought To Share

They are saying this whilst making out

House: I just had Foreman and Chase break into the patients house and i diagnosed him with this rare disorder that has only 15 cases a year and originates in central Europe.

Wilson: House help I can't stop cheating on my wife

some twipie doodles that i never posted here (ignore the inconsistency please i beg)

obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows

Hello??????

Can’t even argue with that

house md is essentially: house suggests something absolutely insane as a diagnosis or treatment, all the underlings thinks it won’t work but do what house says anyway because no one can really argue with house’s logic except cuddy but house does what he wants anyway, wilson is in the background looking all smitten at house, house sees the fond looks that wilson is giving him and decides to pull pranks on wilson, wilson is more cunning and pranks house back and somehow that’s a love language that equates to them banging and exchanging a marriage proposal all at once, house sudden gets an ah-ha moment while he’s eye-fucking wilson and he saves the day with a diagnosis of infective wind exposure, everyone has some poignant moment at the end of the episode, and house goes home with wilson

ive been saying !!

#I hate it here

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

It’s so funny seeing non-science people write scientist characters. specifically when arcane fans write Jayce and Viktor and they’re in the lab just talking about “solving equations.” exquisite.

yo who up solving they equation

#STIMMING!!