So Embarrassing To Get Obsessed With Your Own Oc But It Doesn't Fuel You Creatively Or Motivate You At

Hello??????

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

"oh you just like chelldos because you want an older woman to be cold and demeaning to you" uh excuse you i like chelldos because i want to be a horrible and incomprehensible inhuman facility and have an intense woman put her hands in my delicate wires while we both actively choose to be uncharacteristically tender instead of killing each other in huge explosive ways. also woman tank top awooga

I hate math

Mane 6 as humans!!

I think Chell and Galdos have the same marriage counselor as Stanley and the Narrator

kazuma "accidental innuendos" asogi

#I hate it here

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

There is no explanation for this show other than that these two are lovers. They just don't make queerbait like they used to and I weirdly miss it.