Detour Before Work & School

Everyone's already ragged on that "woke videogames" list, but I do want to note the ridiculousness of the fact that Darkest Dungeon (Lovecraftian dungeon crawler where some of the characters are black and/or women) is "woke", Fallout New Vegas (RPG about what political system you think is the best to fight fascism) is "slightly woke", and Frostpunk (city builder about the moral compromises that come up in dire circumstances and whether or not it leads to tyranny) is "not woke."

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

after a Game Over

No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.

For those who are unaware:

It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending

have an old tweet i made back when i used twitter

There is no explanation for this show other than that these two are lovers. They just don't make queerbait like they used to and I weirdly miss it.

Nothing like a girl and her 2000's show with 20+ EPs per season and a guy who solves things unethically and the staff is always like "omggg stopp ur gonna get us in trou-" and then he schemes his way of solving the case

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

kazuma "accidental innuendos" asogi

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode