I Don’t Know That I Would Call Allan A Feminist King, But Perhaps A Feminist Court Jester

Trials of Apollo continuing to hit me in the throat at random moments:

‘It could never mean as much as Jason’s goodness, his fervent desire to honour every god, and leave no one out.’

Apollo loved Jason so much, and he didn’t even really get enough time to understand that. They could have been the brother they both always needed, and instead Apollo is struggling through losing someone so inherently deep down good, whilst reckoning with his own selfishness, and dealing with Jason choosing to sacrifice himself for Apollo.

And don’t even get me started on Hazel. Felt that anger all the way to my core honestly.

tumblr will see the manliest man to ever man and be like “he wants to kiss boys sooo bad” and they’re right.

Katherine: Between Rebekah, Stefan, Bonnie, and Elena if you had to, who would you punch?

Y/n: No one! They are my friends I wouldn't punch any of them!

Katherine: Elena?

Y/n: Yeah, but I don't know why...

Lizzie: A person becomes more likable when they are clumsy or make mistakes; this is called the pratfall effect.

Y/n, looking at Hope: You know, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Annabeth: Do you have any idea who I am? Do you know who my mother is?

Percy: Ok. Annabeth - I know what you mean, but right now the way you're talking and acting - you're reminding me of the rich snobs that I used to go to private school with. The really annoying, rich, entitled ones.

Annabeth: What are you talking about? I am rich - both my parents are rich. And I am entitled! Do you know what I've done for the mortal world? The greek world? The lengths I've gone for you especially?? Damn right I'm entitled!

Percy:

Percy: I am actually dating a rich private school snob. What the actual fuck. My 12 year old self would murder me if he saw me with you.

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

Hope: You got a haircut.

Y/n: Oh, yeah. Do you like it?

Hope: Looks okay-- I guess.

[later]

Hope, sobbing into Josie' shoulder: She looks so good.

Josie: I know.

Hope: I'm so gay.

Josie: I know…

incorrect 911 quotes part idk

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour