“there Is No Platonic Explanation For This” Yes There Is Actually! It’s Called “being Friends”

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

perfect headline. no notes

Can't fucking feel my feet friday yet again

I cant fucking. Feel my feet

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

when she says she doesn’t send nudes