I Wish I Was A Muppet So I Could Flail Uncontrollably With No Consequences. And For The Scrunch

Gets a job as a therapist but as my patients tell me about their awful lives I just sit there going "oh mood" and "meeee"

A zombie apocalypse movie, but there are almost no interactions between humans and zombies, and the watchers slowly realise it's not about zombies at all, the main message is how cool it would be if everything at the mall was for free

For the love of god stop

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

If you can't handle me at my worst (really bad) then you don't deserve me at my best (slightly less really bad)

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Is the hat man making you upset? Did you try telling him off like we said?

Sighh...

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after