Compilation

Hey just pretend this post was really smart and funny okay

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

I need more fanart of ramona flowers with green hair NOW.

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

GUYS I'M COLORBLIND

I did guess and randomly place some but WHAT

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity