Splatoon Fans Are Like “you GOTTA Listen To ‘freshwater Freekin It’ That One Is Straight Fire”

STTTOOOOOPPP YOU'RE KILLING THEM

beach day 🏖️☀️

happy Thursday the 20th

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

I hate unfollowing people. like what if they find out I unfollowed them and then track me down and kill me

Deltarune kings be like

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

compilation

guys. im watching mha for the first time. froppy.. literally the cutest

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

Trying to hold my laughter in chemistry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now