The 2:33AM point I made to my sister well she’s halfway across the US on a trip.
You can make me choose between the classic.
Choose between the CW hotties.
Hell even make me choose between the my Apocalypse Boys.
Make me choose between three Kings.
My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?
Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*
My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*
Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*
My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.
Me: no...
My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.
My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...
Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN
*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????
Percy- “God hasn’t killed me because he doesn’t want to face me”
Annabeth - “spiders are bitches and that’s that on that”
Jason - “ B I T C H”
Piper - “If I wanted to look good you’d be on your knees begging me to step on you”
Frank - a very convincing cat impression
Hazel - “I’m willing to fucking die for this cat”
Leo - “I haven’t slept in 36 hours and I’m pretty sure I could go on for another 7 hours at least”
Reyna - crushes empty can in her fist
Nico - “I’m gay ,broke and tired leave me alone”
Will - “Look man I don’t care how pretentious I look I’m gonna sit in the sun and play my ukulele”
Samirah - in response to how are you doing “no”
Magnus - “I haven’t stopped screaming internally since I was 11”
Alex - flips off the sky
Carter - “Just… stop”
Sadie - “YEET YEET MOTHERFUCKER”
Rose and Hugo has pitched a tent outside. Hermione watched between reading her book, as they walked around it, placed stones in a circle and pretended to roast marshmallows. She forgot all about her book and continued to watch, bad memories filling her head about those lonely nights spent in a tent. When Ron came in, he slammed the door and Hermione flinched, dropping her book with a thud. Years later, loud noises still made her want to dive on the floor and cry. “Sorry.” He said when he walked into the living room. She nodded and picked her book up, before looking out the window once more. Ron looked out the window and frowned. “What are they doing?” He asked. Hermione shrugged and stood, standing so close to the window fog marks appeared where her breath had hit. Ron opened the window and called for them to come in.
“I went to visit Grandma!” He announced once everyone was gathered at the dinner table. Rose pouted slightly, she loved grandma. Hermione smiled and patted Rose’s hand. “Don’t be spoiled.” Hermione chided, although she was only reminding because it was her duty as a mother. Hugo was quiet, down at his end of the table and Hermione turned her head to face him, her warm brown eyes fixing themselves upon his brown batch of hair. “Yes, Hugo?” She asked. Hugo smiled mischievously at Rose and the latter nodded, quite solemnly. “Can we go camping?” Hugo blurted, casting puppy dog eyes on whomever would look at him. Rose giggled and eyes her mother, who was now staring vacantly at the table. “No.” Ron said, rather sharply. Hugo and Rose frowned. “Why not?” Hugo whined, placing his chin on the edge of the table. Hermione blinked and stared at the boy, dumbfounded. “Bad memories.” Hermione said softly, smiling a watery smile at Hugo, who was looking rather worried about the whole issue. After that day, nobody talked about camping, and the tent in the backyard went down, moved instead to the basement where Hermione never visited. Ron tended to avoid looking at the basement tent and there it stayed until Rose went to Hogwarts, and Hugo would hide in there, lonely as he was.
So you know those really amazing moments that you just have to share? This is one of them.
Today is my free night so I am sitting on my sofa watching The Dragon Prince. I already finished season 1 and 2. My little son Alessandro(I call him Alex) insisted on watching with me, so I pulled out my snickers par and popcorn and apple juice. We are currently sitting with my in my lap staring entranced into the season 3.
Alex would whimper a bit at those ‘scary for him’ parts and I just adore him, if you didn’t notice.
If you guys haven’t watched the Dragon Prince I suggest you do.
Signing Off, K. M
(And Alessandro M.)
greek mythology | modern au | young & in love
Happy New Year Everyone! Feliz Año Nuevo! I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day and many blessings this year! And also, my writers block is finally FRICKING GONE AWAY SO WHOOOOOOOO
Anyways, hope you all had a lovely New Years Day!
“fiction is a place suitable for exploring dark topics” and “immoral acts shouldn’t be glorified and normalized in fiction” are statements that can and should coexist
If Remus (and Sirius) had raised Harry, there definitely would have been a time when he was little that Harry would have touched his scar and touched a scar on Remus’s face and said something like “We’re the same” and Remus would have cried so hard.
don’t let this joke die
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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