Hiromi-kun

Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

consider... Ghost babytrapping reader. It's something some could see Soap or Graves doing, but never Simon.

He's so sly and sneaky, never showing his needs, but when he senses you drifting away, he will slip a pill in your drink when he's sure he's ovulating to ride you till sunset, making sure to milk you dry

a/n: god I love these requests

minors DNI- warnings: baby-trapping duh, trans ghost as well

ghost wasn’t ever going to admit how much he wanted you, how much he needed you in fact. He didn’t want to put into words how he felt- but he knew deep in his gut that you were his, right? You had to be his in some way. You and him had been friends for quite a while, and eventually just enough more that he could call you to his barrack any time of night and have that perfect feeling of sex fade into his senses with you

that’s all you really were though- fuck buddies. God he hated that term, it made his gut boil with envy and hate that someone could slide into your life and end it all so easily. No, no, that couldn’t happen. He wouldn’t let it happen.

these thoughts all brewed in his mind over the months, but the thing that set it all in motion was when he saw you at the closest base pub getting all close to some civilian. That’s what truly got him going, the fact you were flirting with a civilian- not even part of the team, although he’s not quite sure if that would have been worse.

sure he could tell you his feelings straight up, but where’s the point in that?

so he made a plan. It started in physical motion the second you got back from base and he texted you to come to his room for the usual quick fuck, nothing horrible so far

he had this all planned out- unknown to you of course. Any condom you have now has little needle holes poked in and any drink at his house has just a smidge of something he found just to make sure he takes

he rides you all fucking night even when your half asleep and tired, he still keeps bouncing on your length, his body clenching around your member and his folds wet and inviting as if he was trying to keep every little drop inside of him, his gummy walls squeezing every little drop he can get out of you and cockwarming you till you fall asleep next to him

he just felt it in his bones that it was gonna take, it just had to. And god was he close to bouncing in joy when he pulled out a test a few days later and it came up positive, him getting ready to put on some fake tears to tell you. You couldn’t really just be fuck buddies now, could you?

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

“I’m ok!😄”(🙂)

Y/N, on the floor: Go on...without me! Soap, crying and kneeling down beside them: No! We can get through this together, just like we always do! Y/N: There's no time! You must defend our honour. Don't let my death be for nothing! Soap, sobbing: I can't do this without you! Y/N: Goodbye, old friend...*goes limp* Konig, whispering to Ghost: They do realise this is just a dodgeball game, right? Ghost, aiming at Soap: Konig, this is war. Show no mercy

#ranfren

Y/n, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Soap, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Ghost: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/n: Playing systemic oppression.

Ghost: BE A BETTER PERSON Y/N: WHY? Ghost: BECASUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND IT SURE AS FUCK AINT GONNA BE ME

NIKKI'S MASTERLIST

THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES

WAYS TO DESTRESS | c. snow x reader

WAYS TO COME UNDONE | c. snow x reader

THE MENTOR | c. snow x reader

RIVALS | c. snow x reader

-> PRIDE | drabble

THE BEAR

THE BEAR AND THE BEEHIVE | c.berzatto x reader

FAST&FURIOUS

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED | h. lue x racer! reader

HAN LUE HEADCANONS | h. lue x waitress! reader

-> HAN LUE HEADCANONS PT. 2

-> HAN LUE HEADCANONS PT. 3

DATING HAN LUE HEADCANONS | h. lue x reader

HAN LUE AS A DAD HEADCANON | h. lue x daughter! reader

FOURTH WING

FORGED UNDER FIRE | b. sorrengail x reader

-> PARAPET

-> BATTLEFRONT NEWS

-> THE UNPLEASANTRIES OF A SURPRISE

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON

COMFORT ME, STAY WITH ME | aegon targaryen x targaryen! reader

COMFORT, ME, STAY WITH ME (HELAENA'S TURN) | h. targaryen x targaryen! reader

STAY WITH US | aegon targaryen x targaryen! reader x helaena targaryen

ESCAPADE | aemond targaryen x hightower! reader

THE LAST OF US

JUST TEASIN' | j. miller x reader

GLADIATOR II

CAPABLE HANDS | general marcus acacius x reader

NETFLIX'S ONE PIECE

TWO IS COMPANY, THREE IS A CROWD | zoro x reader x sanji

SWEET TREAT | zoro x reader x sanji

WELCOME HOME | mihawk x reader

WASH YOUR WORRIES AWAY | buggy the clown x reader