Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason
Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...
Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse
Gaz: can they even make it?
Ale: they will
Rudy: they have to
*Soap comes running into the room*
Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!
-On tv-
News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?
R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish
-everyone looks at Rudy-
Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*
consider... Ghost babytrapping reader. It's something some could see Soap or Graves doing, but never Simon.
He's so sly and sneaky, never showing his needs, but when he senses you drifting away, he will slip a pill in your drink when he's sure he's ovulating to ride you till sunset, making sure to milk you dry
a/n: god I love these requests
minors DNI- warnings: baby-trapping duh, trans ghost as well
ghost wasn’t ever going to admit how much he wanted you, how much he needed you in fact. He didn’t want to put into words how he felt- but he knew deep in his gut that you were his, right? You had to be his in some way. You and him had been friends for quite a while, and eventually just enough more that he could call you to his barrack any time of night and have that perfect feeling of sex fade into his senses with you
that’s all you really were though- fuck buddies. God he hated that term, it made his gut boil with envy and hate that someone could slide into your life and end it all so easily. No, no, that couldn’t happen. He wouldn’t let it happen.
these thoughts all brewed in his mind over the months, but the thing that set it all in motion was when he saw you at the closest base pub getting all close to some civilian. That’s what truly got him going, the fact you were flirting with a civilian- not even part of the team, although he’s not quite sure if that would have been worse.
sure he could tell you his feelings straight up, but where’s the point in that?
so he made a plan. It started in physical motion the second you got back from base and he texted you to come to his room for the usual quick fuck, nothing horrible so far
he had this all planned out- unknown to you of course. Any condom you have now has little needle holes poked in and any drink at his house has just a smidge of something he found just to make sure he takes
he rides you all fucking night even when your half asleep and tired, he still keeps bouncing on your length, his body clenching around your member and his folds wet and inviting as if he was trying to keep every little drop inside of him, his gummy walls squeezing every little drop he can get out of you and cockwarming you till you fall asleep next to him
he just felt it in his bones that it was gonna take, it just had to. And god was he close to bouncing in joy when he pulled out a test a few days later and it came up positive, him getting ready to put on some fake tears to tell you. You couldn’t really just be fuck buddies now, could you?
Y/N, staring at Price: Feeling normal about that old man *2 minutes later* Y/N: no longer feeling normal I need to fuck him
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Current Fandom: MW2 / DC / Marvel
Characters I write about (for now):
MW2: John Price / Kyle Gaz Garrick / Simon Ghost Riley / John Soap MacTavish / König / Philip Graves / Alejandro Vargas / Rodolfo Rudy Parra
DC: None yet (Maybe the Batfamily)
Marvel: Spider-Man / Deadpool
Cod characters first encounter with Ravine: Part 1 with John Price / Kyle Gaz Garrick / Simon Ghost Riley ✦ Part 2 with John Soap MacTavish / König ✦ Part 3 with Philip Graves / Alejandro Vargas & Rodolfo Rudy Parra
Headcanon how Ravine acts when he’s mad or completly engulfed in rage.
Request: Drug mission with an aggressive K-9 who only turns putty for the “mean” Ravine.
Requests: Ravine cooks for Los Vaqueros and Task Force 141
Requests: CoD characters are perplexed at Ravine’s lack of respond to his injuries / broken bones -> First time they find out
Requests: Cracked helmet - Ravine’s helm cracks for the first time + ampushed in enemy territory (I love you Anon’s ideas 👌) ✦ Part 2 of Cracked Helmet (Very short)
Request: Caught off guard - The one time Ravine was lost in thoughts and ends up throwing someone over his shoulder with John Price / Simon Ghost Riley / König
Nothing yet…
Nothing yet…
Request: Large intimidating military man (Ravine) and his kind of unhinged chihuaha like companion (MaleReader) 😂
Not really a request: Ravine being like Mr Crawling from Homicipher
Spider-man No Way Home: Someone remembers..?
Ravine is not used to have to work in teams and it shows.
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Spiderman and Deadpool duo with a third member who’s the calm one.
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Y/n, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Soap, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Ghost: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Y/n: Playing systemic oppression.
A/N frustrated about there being not enough fics with this man, so i took matters into my own hands
PAIRING alyssa spilner (oc) x han seoul-oh
TW/TAGS soft, sometimes a little bit of angst, mature (cursing, blood, 18+)
FIC SUMMARY alyssa spilner is brian's younger, half-sister, who is dragged into her brother's world filled with fast cars, reckless driving and people that just can't stay dead.
chapter one — "rat poison"
chapter two — "heart-to-heart"
chapter three — (coming soon)
On mission
Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...
Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?
Ghost: I'm horny.
Hiromi-kun
He has been there.
For 7 hours.
Clearly I’m in love with @vanessahater73 ‘s headcannon