Latest Posts by tearsnfearsdude - Page 9

Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957) Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014) Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)

‘i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing’ is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.

i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

Eddie: I've always been a little anxious.

Eddie: Then I died.

Eddie: Which did not calm me down.

Jonathan: Everyone in the bi-county area is trying to find us.

Argyle: I didn't know our county was bi! Good for us.

Billy: Since I moved to Hawkins, I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, shot, partially chewed, shot, and declared legally dead. Twice on the same day!

Nancy: You said "shot" like three times.

Billy: That's just by you!

Tommy: You said that if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it would be with me!

Steve: I never said that to you.

Tommy: It was implied!

Steve: By you!

Eddie: Do you know what question I'm asked most often?

Steve: "Will you please leave the premises?"

Will: So, it's the month of May, huh? Well, if you replaced the M in May with G... you "may" be surprised at what you find.

Mike: Gonth.

Mike: Wait.

Hopper: Got any drugs or alcohol on you?

Eddie: Yup, I'm all set! Thanks, officer.

Nancy Wheeler: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Erica Sinclair: There are no friends when playing board games. I am here to win.

Nancy: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!

Steve: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Robin.

Robin: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

Hopper: *knocks on front door*

Eddie: Fuck off!

Hopper: *knocks again, showing his police badge through the door’s window*

Eddie: Fuck off, sir!

Need my little psycho boy to be dicked down, it would fix him (no, it wouldn't).

I keep drawing Hannibal fanarts on once a yearly basis

HANNIBAL + Text Posts 25/∞

*shakes this post like a bag of cat treats* pspspspspsps

We shall trend again #hannibalrise

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1034.

Heather has had enough of Billy’s rants about Steve

More digital practice, this time with Eddie

Max: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?

Mike: Smells like water.

Max: Wow, it's like I'm there.

season 2 canon divergence where instead of just blowing Max off when she doesn’t show at the end of the day Billy does actually go looking for her.

But instead he finds El, fresh off seeing Mike and Max in the gym and nursing that bitter little sting. So when Billy's like, "Hey kid, you seen a loudmouth redhead around?" she lies and says no.

Billy quickly picks up that this kid is pretty odd and he's like, "You good? Where are your parents?"

"Papa's dead. I live with Jim now. He said not to leave the cabin. No one’s supposed to know." says El, and big ol alarm bells go off in Billy’s head.

"Can't belive I'm saying this, but I think we need to go to the police." he says.

"Jim's a police man."

Of course he fucking is. Creepy fucking nowheres-ville, ass-backwards goddamn town. "Okay, what about your mom? Any idea where she is?"

So Billy helps her track her mom down and then goes with her to Chicago to find her sister, because something absolutely fucked is clearly going on, and then he's in on the Hawkins happenings.

They show up at the Byers together and him and Max are like, "What are you doing here?!"

anyway, I think that'd be fun.