Latest Posts by tearsnfearsdude - Page 8

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

MOOD!

They're the best bi4bi couple ever. No one can change my mind

When Will says "it's beautiful" and Hannibal dumbly nods like "yes YOU ARE"

gif: @rocktheholygrail

Crying, and squirming, and moaning, oh my!

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

"that character isn't trans" well they are now and no one can stop me

the transmasc urge to look like will graham

like, c'mon man

the gender envy is unreal

the fun thing about me is that I never project onto my favourite fictional characters and on a completely unrelated note Will Graham and Jesse Pinkman are transmasc

Yoooo who wants some fresh nietzschean trout or whatever

people kept requesting this

Bathtime 💖

how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

tryna strike a chord

& it’s probably a minor

No I don't think Hannibal did any wrongs because:

fuck him. he's just casually looking divine like fuck you. just in some random place, and the goddamn wind blowing and ugh HATE HIS GUTS EAT HIM EAT HIM

Mike: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-

Max: Will's been in love with you for years.

Mike: w h a t

pussy facing the world

cock shame

Teeny mungrove because... yeah :)

He took that advice to heart

but he still owes her the movie date

A+ music choice

This but it’s Max and El aiming the gun at Billy and Steve

I eat it up every time

what about steve getting eddie flowers on mother's day and eddie's like "uh the twerps call you mom not me" and steve just kinda snorts and says "yeah but you're the one begging me to come inside you every night and knock you up" and eddie's like .... "that's right gimme my flowers"

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

Can we talk about how chaotic Narnian battles would feel?? Especially in Prince Caspian. Like, imagine you’re a little Telmarine soldier waiting for the catapults to go and you’ve got all your regiments in nice orderly rows and these two 16 year olds suddenly yell “charge” and the ground opens up beneath you, a mouse with a sword the size of a large pencil takes out your bestie, a griffin drops a dwarf 5 ft away from you and he comes up swinging. As you try to rationalize this, you’re stabbed by a twelve year old with a British accent. Finally, a really freaking big lion shows up, roars, and your entire army collectively pees their pants. At one point in the movie (yes I know the movies aren’t quite the same as the book but they’re still good) Peter says like “we have the element of surprise” like dude, you have drafted the trees I’m pretty sure everyone’s gonna be surprised no matter what.