Lesser Known Dice In Dnd

so yesterday i made a post asking if someone could splice together “Planes, Trains and Dudemobiles” and “Sticks and Amy’s Excellent Staycation” so it would be like one long episode… and someone did! All credits go to @smoov22

a series of doodles of human rotom and human porygonZ, im sorry

My grandmother is very afraid of birds. Very afraid, not a fan at all. And, for SOME reason, I don’t know why, my brothers invested in a life sized garden ornament of an owl. We don’t even have a garden to decorate, I have no clue why this is in the house, but in any case they put it in my mum’s room because it had the most space. My grandmother nipped in to get something and lo and behold; she spies the owl.

Naturally, she FLIPS. Slams the door shut, sprints to me, and then, all at once, the fear subsided as her brain kicked back in and told her it was an ornament.

But my mum was asleep in that room. She still is.

What my grandmother did was walk in, spy what she thought was a very real bird of prey and LOCKED MY MUM IN WITH IT

BAD NEWS, MA

THE OWL IS YOUR PROBLEM; DON’T GET MAIMED

Friendly reminder that Bloomberg’s 404 page is still this

If reclassing is ever possible my mains are getting promoted

i cant stop losing it over this absolute unit of an octarian from some octo expansion concept art.

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I keep giving people the bath towel and I think I made a big mistake