Some Stagehand Probably: Mr. Tchaikovsky Sir We Cant Actually Hit The Drum This Hard It Will Break The

why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him

do your ears ever itch

“…..well, now they do. Why would you even say something like that?!?”

:o)

lesser known dice in dnd

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

That’s a very good question, Arthur…

No matter where we are, thank you for being here (Happy Birthday, Laslow!!! 🎂🎂🎂)

avel has done enough

I wanted to see what he looked like with his eyes open

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

A squid that shoots confetti instead of ink when startled