Jack Is A Cat Dad. Try And Change My Mind.

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Taken .2 seconds before Jack realizes Hiccup can see him

Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.

Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!

Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.

Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?

Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!

Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?

Captain Cold: Also, yes.

Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?

Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.

Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!

Captain Cold: With pepperoni!

Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?

Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?

Captain Cold: You bet.

Heat Wave: Then let's do this.

Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?

Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.

Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!

Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.

Mirror Master: When do we start?

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characters included: - Athena - The Suitors - Penelope - Telemachus

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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

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