Settle A Bet.

Someone else can deal with that.

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Bucky: I've been order to take you in.

Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.

Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping

Clint: yeah that tracks

The urge to just become a winterhawk blog is strong-

I finally got around to drawing Marvel Rivals Winterhawk!! look at these two cuties <3

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.

Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?

Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.

Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?

Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.

Luck: OK, I'll be back.

Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real

Astrid: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, we keep going

Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let’s go

Hiccup: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, Mama was absent

Idc if he's a normal person in this au he has to suffer at least slightly

Also buff Russian Anya be upon ye