Every Time I See Clips From The Arkham Knight Game, From These Memories Of Jason Being Joker's Hostage,

Astrid: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, we keep going

Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let’s go

Hiccup: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, Mama was absent

Post 600 strike

Athena: who did this to you?

Poseidon:

Poseidon: Nobody…

Animo: What are your pronouns?

Kevin: What's a pronoun?

Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity

Kevin: Stop swearing at me

Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?

Kevin: But I'm Kevin

Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?

Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though

the year is 2027. the political podium is lit up, cameras and journalists swamping the area. from the left side, misha collins descends up the stairs defying the laws of gravity, on the right side, taylor swift is carried up by three stans crawling on hands and knees. they stand before a banner "misha collins x taylor swift 2028", jensen ackles is hung up jesus style in front of it. misha and taylor announce, "we are straight"

jensen ackles is pelted with bricks

Someone else can deal with that.

I had to draw them!!

SUPER DANNY + FUN DANNY >:D

First post here... making this was so fun! I LOVE THEM SM!!

bobby's boobytraps (supernatural shitpost)

I was confused at first.....now i get it😅

Jimmy: What’s plural for moose?

Aviva: It's—

Martin: Meese

Jimmy:

Aviva:

Chris: It’s meese

Danny has a Cooking channel

Danny is in Gotham for College or whatever and out of boredom starts a cooking channel on YouTube.

So, picture this Danny is cooking like he’s trying to kill somebody. And never refers to ingredients as their name. And constantly cracks jokes about the recipe he’s cooking from.

This is all well and good until ghosts start asking him to make family recipes passed down from generations, now Danny doesn’t know that there family recipes because the ghost thinks it’s the HIGHEST HONOR for their King to want to cook something from when they were alive.

Cue one day on his channel he makes a pie but not just any pie but a pie MARTHA WAYNE herself created.

Alfred is curious about how this young man knows this recipe, meanwhile Bruce is losing his mind because Danny looks like a male version of his mother.

Ps. Look up Dylan Hollis on YouTube to get what I’m talking about

~Danny cooking something~

“Now add a CUP of Lard”

-Danny sarcastically- YOU DEAD WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP. THIS IS WHY THE GREAT DEPRESSION HAPPENED.

-Also Danny-

“And now we add some CINNAM and blind bake til brown”

“Im sending you to summer school” -Puts pie in oven-