Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.
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be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!
hc that danny just sees wanda and cosmo's true forms
Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
this'll be my last post for the night. it looks bleak right now and it feels like the world might end and i do not blame you for feeling that way. i kind of feel like that too to be honest, but numbers are just numbers and land is just land. the results maps you're looking ar are not 100% accurate.
please please please just walk away from this. you'll wake up tomorrow and we'll all probably be crying, for good or bad reasons. i am begging you all to get away from the screen and sleep if you can because if you're starting to spiral then this is not good for you.
i sound like a broken record and i apologize but i repeat it because it's true: no matter how bleak it seems, no matter how badly this may or may not turn out, we can push through this. get some rest. wake up and keep living no matter what. i believe in you.
wake up and keep living. no. matter. what.
goodnight and good luck. sending my warmth out to all of you. <333
(psst have some more cat pics!!! you all really liked the other ones so here's some loafs to ease your mind. i'll see you all tomorrow.)
making an edit to this post because YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP WON. BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE HOPE EITHER WAY. i'm not joking when i say we need to keep going. but please stop spreading so much fear. this is so so important.
we all woke up to a tragedy. but we still woke up, and we're going to keep waking up until the day that carrot boy dies. because 80% of you can and will outlive that bastard if you try.
do i have to repeat myself? wake up and keep living. no matter what. that's what i'll stand by until the day i die. please take a break and take care of yourselves. much love.
here's more of my cat, too. just because.
Winterhawktuah
yEaH “wHaT iF”
The batkids but they take advantage of the fact that they all look pretty similar and fuck with people at parties and galas.
Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE
Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*
Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake
Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?
Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.
Older woman: *squints suspiciously*
Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?
Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.
Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*
Jason, who's been listening to this over comms that he'd hacked: lmao now tell her that she needs to wake up
not the bad vibes 😓
tim is so done
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