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Batfam Incorrect Quotes/Scripts: pt 20!

Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands

Dick: probably not… I can try though

Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge

Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow

—

Throughout patrol

Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?

Nightwing: 🤸‍♀️

Jason: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Dick, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Jason: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better

Someone else can deal with that.

Thatch: What will Ace do as a distraction?

Haruta: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock or something.

[The marine base catches on fire]

Marco: Or he could do that.

the sillies

Thatch, pops is so overly protective like he carry me for a whole day just because a guy my age flirting with me.

Vista, amused: was it Marco?

Thatch, exasperated: Yes! Like, c’mon pops, this is getting obnoxious.

Vista: I’ll say; you and Marco have been together for nearly five years now.

fuck

Lol wtf

There's missing words???

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

Shinsou: *laying on the floor*

Mic: What's wrong?

Shinsou: I'm depressed.

Mic: lol me too.

Mic: No wait. Hi depressed, I'm dad.

Mic: Shit, no. What's wrong?

take this 😔👊

omg another

You are officially part of the crew now, Sanji

Therapist: Flossing Present Mic isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Flossing Present Mic: