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Q: What's your message to Joe Biden?

Union Worker: “F*ck you.”

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bobby's boobytraps (supernatural shitpost)

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

the year is 2027. the political podium is lit up, cameras and journalists swamping the area. from the left side, misha collins descends up the stairs defying the laws of gravity, on the right side, taylor swift is carried up by three stans crawling on hands and knees. they stand before a banner "misha collins x taylor swift 2028", jensen ackles is hung up jesus style in front of it. misha and taylor announce, "we are straight"

jensen ackles is pelted with bricks

*At 1am*

Jack: I think I saw a monster

Dean: You better be kidding me

Jack, pointing down a hallway: THERE

Dean: That you slenderman?

Sam *turning on the lights*: Fuck you

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men

#onlyincentralcity will you see The Pied Piper beating a homophobe with his flute, after said man harassed two guys holding hands at a cafe.

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)

Lisa: Would you like a donut?

Leonard: When did you learn to….this is a bagel with frosting on it.

A brand new hero 12 seconds after stepping over the border of Central City: Time to- The Rogues, materialising out of nowhere: You’re not Barry. Hero: Sorry, what? Captain Cold: Where’s Barry? We want Barry back. Hero: How did you even get here so fast? Golden Glider: We’re chased by the best, we know how to be quick. Hero: Who are you people? Heat Wave: Great, we get to do the Villain Speech. Barry loves the Villain Speech. Captain Cold: Remember that time Barry and I got into a pun-off? That was amazing. He has the best puns. I could listen to him forever. Hero: What the fuck is happening right now? Captain Cold: You swear? What kind of example are you setting for the kids? Barry never swears. Mirror Master: I mean, he said Fiddlesticks that one time. Pied Piper: But he felt really bad about it after. Hero: Look, I just want to do a quick patrol, maybe kick some bad guy ass, then go home okay? Captain Cold: A quick patrol? You mean you’re not going to lecture us on how much good we could be doing for the city instead? Barry would be lecturing us by now. You’re supposed to be telling me that you know I want to be a hero like you and getting misty eyed and choked up and- Golden Glider: Lenny… Captain Cold: Huh? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re supposed to be trying to reform us not punish us. Barry doesn’t care about kicking ass, kid. Hero: Heat Wave: You’re not going to stop and make sure everyone in the bank we just robbed had dinner before sending them home? Barry would have brought pizza. Hero: Pied Piper: I bet you don’t even make sure your crooks get to a hospital after you beat them up. Captain Cold: We are so disappointed in you. 

Brand new hero 12 seconds after stumbling into the Hall of Justice covered in frost and You Tried Your Best stickers, sobbing: Why are they so mean??

Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.

Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!

Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.

Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?

Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!

Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?

Captain Cold: Also, yes.

Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?

Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.

Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!

Captain Cold: With pepperoni!

Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?

Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?

Captain Cold: You bet.

Heat Wave: Then let's do this.

Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?

Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.

Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!

Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.

Mirror Master: When do we start?

This image (not mine) basically sums up the whole show.

I was confused at first.....now i get it😅

Juliet: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Romeo: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Mercutio: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Benvolio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Juliet: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Mercutio: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Romeo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Tybalt, annoyed: You’re all disappointments

forgot to post this on here 🙈

Viggo, does Hiccup not get a fish?

Also, maan, can you imagine if Toothless did the thing with that alleged poisoned fish and Hiccup ate it in front of Viggo lol.

Barry texting Iris

Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.

Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.

Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.

Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.

its easy to forget kevin isnt human

Astrid: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, we keep going

Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let’s go

Hiccup: Mama didn’t raise nobody actually, Mama was absent

Viggo: Ah, I’ve been expecting you.

Hiccup: You asked me to come here.

Viggo: Which is why I’ve been expecting you.

hiccup and snotlout brothers energy

i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED

shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this

(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)

Snotlout: You know what I think?

Viggo: Yes.

Snotlout: ...?

Viggo: I know what you think.

Snotlout:

Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Snotlout:

Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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He finds clouds delightful

Animo: What are your pronouns?

Kevin: What's a pronoun?

Animo: Indicative of, but not equivalent to, your gender identity

Kevin: Stop swearing at me

Animo: Can I refer to you as he/him?

Kevin: But I'm Kevin

Animo: TENNYSONS, WHAT ARE THE EMO ONE'S PRONOUNS?

Gwen: We usually just use he/him for him. He doesn't really care though