Yes He Do

If I never see a slice of pizza again, it'll be too soon 😭 The inconceivable amount of za that has crossed the threshold of this apartment today must be the work of insidious Italian forces far behind my own comprehension.

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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

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okay like how

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ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

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thanks but im not looking for a roomie

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desecration potion

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potion of desecration

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loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

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great the hexbots found my post

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babe just come over to my castle

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ur hellhound scares me

Imagine an eleven year old Harry Potter, fresh from the greenhouses and his first Herbology class, secretly covered in snakes under his robes. They’re just so nice, it can’t hurt to carry them around and keep them warm. They know their way around the school better than him, anyways.

Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.

“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”

Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.

“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”

Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.

“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”

“They’re my friends, professor.”

Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.

“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”

“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”

“You speak to snakes?”

“Always have, yeah.”

Snape realizes he is in no way paid enough to deal with this.

guys wake up brian lee o'malley just posted a transfem scott pilgrim meme

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merry krimas!!!!!!! and happy holidayg

i amon sleep me,dicationGoodnight

more morrigan since i’ve been thinking bout him sm >:3 ft. casual clothes his friends had no idea even existed in his closet

Morrigan! he’s from the same universe as Cassian. same timeline too…. he just dresses like that. (meme by @itsargyle )

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

short comic about my feelings on recurring psychosis

The thing re Weird Al that I think is worth recognizing is illustrated by the Spike Jones Jr quote “One of the things that people don’t realize about Dad’s kind of music is, when you replace a C-sharp with a gunshot, it has to be a C-sharp gunshot or it sounds awful.“ It’s like really good parody has to do it all backwards and in heels, and Weird Al gets in there and counts the syllables and pours over the phrasing and word choices so that it all sounds precisely like the original, and then re-records the song, acknowledging the tiniest details of the recording, and also makes it a highly detailed spoof of an adjacent and absurdly unrelated piece of popular culture. I think really good parody has a love for the source materiel that’s impossible to fake. It takes real musicianship (or craft) to do and it usually gets tossed aside as “novelty” recording.

"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......