Throws Him And Runs

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

Imagine an eleven year old Harry Potter, fresh from the greenhouses and his first Herbology class, secretly covered in snakes under his robes. They’re just so nice, it can’t hurt to carry them around and keep them warm. They know their way around the school better than him, anyways.

Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.

“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”

Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.

“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”

Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.

“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”

“They’re my friends, professor.”

Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.

“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”

“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”

“You speak to snakes?”

“Always have, yeah.”

Snape realizes he is in no way paid enough to deal with this.

Happy Pride Month

GOING TO BED FINALLY GOING TO BED, TH ANXIETY MONSTER CANNOT EAT ME IF I AM ASLEEP, IM GOING TO BED NOW GOOBYE.

Just broke a Minor Bone in my Foot while kicking a tree... Heh. Didn't even cry... guess you could say Duel Training is paying off.

Scared yet?

Every day I eat a whole raw onion one bite at a time I love the crunch live for the crunch I've never shed one single tear no matter how spicy it makes my eyeballs feel are YOU sacred yet???????

I HATE THIS MAN I HATE THIS MAN I HATE THIS MAN

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

Cassian <3 part of an ongoing project w/ @itsargyle