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Yesterday when I was out with my friend, I had this like, black bean chicken stir fry at this Chinese spot I'd never been to 😭 and imma be real, I need ts by the bucketful. I think maybe the beans were fermented, I WISH I knew where to find that at the store, like I've never tasted anything like that before, I CANT stop thinking about it.
btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults
Happy Pride Month
Imagine an eleven year old Harry Potter, fresh from the greenhouses and his first Herbology class, secretly covered in snakes under his robes. They’re just so nice, it can’t hurt to carry them around and keep them warm. They know their way around the school better than him, anyways.
Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.
“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”
Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.
“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”
Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.
“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”
“They’re my friends, professor.”
Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.
“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”
“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”
“You speak to snakes?”
“Always have, yeah.”
Snape realizes he is in no way paid enough to deal with this.
CRONA CRONA CRONA CRONA CRONA CRONA
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH GRGHRJHTBJASB AGHAHRAOHOAAAAA
As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.
had lots of fun on with @itsargyle on eir whiteboard last night >:3
The soul eater explanation of “yeah the grim reaper actually DID look like the typical scary grim reaper stereotype at one point however he started working with kids and decided the goofy voice and appearance was less likely to scare them” is so funny tbh he threw away his pride so he could raise the enrollment numbers at his child soldier school. & this is his legacy forever now because kid modeled his own grim reaper fit after the child friendly version of lord death.
I made a lil whiteboard if yall ever wanna do some doodles. I'm specifically doing a YV related one rn, but feel free to hop in and do whatever (just keep things appropriate pls uvu).
Whiteboard Link
WE WERE LITERALLY TOGETHER THE OTHER DAY AND UR BOOTS MADE U BARELY TALLER THAN ME UR FIVE FOOT NINE
if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast