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Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

Lets learn the differences(And similarities) between Ozzie(My OC) and Ozzy(The Author in my universe)

Ozzie

• My oc

• Bottom half of the bird side of a griffon but it's fur rather than feathers

• ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵍᵒˡᵈ ʰᵒʳⁿˢ

• Silly Gay

• Has an approximate 10 braincells

• Actually thinks

• 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎 ℬ𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎

• Litarally the ^ ^ acronym ot whatever it's called

Ozzy

• How I percieve The Author(From the Danger in Fiction series by Cyndago) in my universe

• Has an excact amount of 1 and 1/2 braincells. One of these he shares with a telaphathic brain worm which taught him how to steal a car (successfully) a̶n̶d̶t̶h̶e̶n̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶t̶h̶a̶t̶s̶a̶m̶e̶c̶a̶r̶i̶n̶t̶o̶a̶t̶r̶e̶e̶

• Has a brain-to-mouth thing. Whatever he thinks, comes out.

• The >:) acronym

• Has an attention span the size of a grain of sand

• If he were a character out of any fictional series it'll probably be either Bill Cipher(Gravity Falls), Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) or Blitzo(Helluva Boss)

Hope this cleared any confusion :D

I remember I had my Spotify playlist on shuffled and the first song was Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical and the next song was Now Hiring at Freddy's by JT Music and I don't think I've had more of a jumpscare by going from the most dramatic tunes to "HEY THERE PAL-" so quickly

What if I just made a JT Music community on here bc all the fans are not alive and active and I'm relying on like, 1 person for content

also sprongtrop surpremacy

HAPPY NEW YEAR TUMBLR!!!!!!!

How 2 take care of ur partner who is part Eldritch Horror/Demonic Entity- By Ozzy

{WARNING: These are 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 on how I percieve them in my universe.}

They LOVE warmth.

They go through something similiar to hibernation during the winter. Make sure you have the heat cranked ALL the way up as these entities don't survive very long in the cold.

They will turn into their demonic forms when stressed, pissed, ect. Try to keep them calm.

They LOVE physical attention.

They purr like cats! They can also hiss, growl, snarl, ect. Heck some can even howl and roar!

They can eat human food(as they are 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 part human) but if there's one thing you CANNOT give them it's fish. Any kind of fish. Do not give them fish. Unless you want them sick to their stomachs. Seriously. Don't give them fish.

"How will I know if they're sick?" Oh you'll know. You will know.

"Can I give them sweets?" Yeah you can. Just try not to give them 𝒕𝒐𝒐 much.

They love being cuddled. Seriously. They love it.

"Can I give them alchohol?" Yeah as long as it's the legal age go ahead. Again, don't give them 𝒕𝒐𝒐 much

Little heads up. They vomit void. Litaral void. Out of every.single.mouth.they.have.on.their.demonic. form.

Them shifting back into their normal form after whatever reason can leave them feeling icky for some time so just be wary.

They can create illusions and hypnotise peeps w/ their demonic-entity-powers.

So yeah. Ask any questions. "Can I have-" As long as it's the legal age and you have consent then do whatever.

CHAT I FOUND OUT THAT NIGHT×HOST(NOIST) EXISTS AND THAT THERE'S A DEMONHUNTER!AU FOR THEM AND IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I LOVE THEM SM NOW NEW FAV SHIP

(i am gonna try and find another match for Ezzy dw yall)

Edit: Nvm yall Night×Necromancer Mark is still here sorry Noist Shippers😓

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