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Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

UPDATES FOR THE UNIVERSE‼️🗣🔥

(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

uh yeah BACK TO OUR DAILY RESCHEDULED UPDATES COME BACK LATER-

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh😔

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔

The Author HCS

{How does one change font colour on mobile help-}

📌His name is Ozzy

📌 Lil fangs. He chomp

📌 Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

📌 Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

📌 Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

📌 Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

📌 No idea what he is but ain't straight

📌 I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

📌 Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

📌 The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

📌 Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

📌 Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

📌 Orange cat in black cat disguise

📌 The definition of >:)

📌 Ultimate Gossip Girlᵗᵐ

📌 Still has the bat from old times

📌 Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

📌 Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh😒

📌 Lowkey an animal whisperer

📌 Has these stuffed animals on his bed w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶h̶e̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶s̶w̶i̶t̶h̶

📌 Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

📌 Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲" "The Andro-what now?"

📌 Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like ಠ_ಠ

📌 Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

📌 Cat person.

📌 Will die for a pack of strawberries

📌 Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me 😉

📌 Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

📌 Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

📌 Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

📌 Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley 𝑺 𝑶 𝑹 𝑬 back in the mornings

📌 Physically cannot function without coffee

📌 Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

📌 Attention span the size of a grain of salt

📌 Randomly focuses on random objects

📌 Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye👋

Dark and Anti HCS bc they're living in my head rent-free

{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}

A͟n͟t͟i͟

{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}

• Purrs

• Can control electronic/mobile devices

• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him

• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses

•F a n g s

• Demon tail because I said so

• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)

• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)

• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶

• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms

• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up

• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.

• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.

• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?

• Curls up like a cat bc yes.

• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.

• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶

• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.

Ok onto Dark now I've yapped enough abt Glitch turtle time 4 monochrome boi

D͟a͟r͟k͟

{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}

• Oh yeah defintely purrs too

• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS

• Also has demon tail bc yes

• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️

• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth

• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea

• f a n g s

• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around

• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah

• If the black cat was a person

• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.

All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}

PLEASE FILL THE INBOX W/ HC REQUESTS I AM DYING

MORE NOIST BECAUSE IT HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD

Night: *drunk*

Host: Come on, let's get you home

Night: I am

Host: ??

Host: WhAt

Night: I'm with you

Host: *forgets how to breathe*

Host: Are you blushing?

Night: What, no

Host: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass God of Night to blush?

Night: No...It's...It's the cold

Host: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Night: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-No.

HERE WE HAVE SOME NOIST TO FEED YALL

Iplier Ego Manor HCSor whatnot idk what to call it

(Oh yeah btw Ive changed Necromancer Mark's name to Ezeikel and The Author's name to Ozzy. Also for the sake of making my life easier Im making a nickname for Ezeilkel which is Ez. So yeah)

📌 Dark and Wilford are the main peeps in charge of the manor.

📌 Every now and again there are meetings (similiar to what happened in Markiplier TV execpt everyone is there apart from Ez bc they can't be bothered to travel from to cave to manor to talk about useless stuff that rarely gets put up anyways) and these meetings mostly end in Dark loosing their mind with everyone.

📌 There is 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 constant background noise. The only pure quietness is if Dark's glitchy-aura stuff magically stops.

📌 Ofc they celebrate national holidays they ain't animals😒/j

📌 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 is in a relationship wether it's plantonic or romantic. The only one that isn't is Actor bc nobody wanna fw that bs

📌 Ez will drop by the manor every once in a while m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶t̶o̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶o̶n̶g̶o̶d̶o̶f̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶w̶h̶o̶i̶s̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶

📌 Whenever Ez does manage to drop by it mostly ends in a whole lot of chaos. Why? You ever heard of the question "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" Yeah. That happens.

📌 Ozzy actually only cares for a few people *cough cough* Eric *cough cough* Host(surprisingly) *cough cough* Ez *cough cough* Dr.Iplier

📌 Ozzy is the only person in the manor that calls Dr.Iplier by his actual name(Edward)

📌 TRANSMASC HOST‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez is one of the only (probably the only) person that calls Host by his actual name(Quill)

📌 Before he became Quill he was once Queenie

📌 Ez and Host actually have a really strong friendship

📌 NON-BINARY EZEIKEL‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez actually dgaf abt what pronouns you use on him as long as ain't hurting anyone or offending anyone then he chill. Like you could call him haybale and he wouldn't gaf.

📌 GENDERFLUID DARKIPLIER‼️‼️‼️

📌 If anyone who ain't Dark catches themselves asleep in Wilford's room be prepared to wake up with drawings, stickers and sticky-notes all over your body.

📌 One of the egos (Night mainly) will drop by Ez's cave to see what's going on.

📌 So many wholesome interactions w/ the couples🥺

ALL FOR NOW BYE👋👋👋👋

Silly Headcanons for The Host bc I love hin and he's a silly bean

AuDHD Will either be the chillest or most delusional person you've met Mostly found in the library or in his office

Can talk in first person but prefers third person

The "delusional" part of him is The Author taking over for a hot minute

The more negative he's feeling, the more blood running down his face

I can't decide on what he is so let's just say "Definetly not straight"

Reads in braille(idk how to spell it but it's like the bumps that 'spell' words for blind ppl)

How does he 'see'? Yeah we still don't know yet.

(I might just turn this into an -Iplier ego blog idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)