Lowkey Sometimes I Need To Remind Myself That Just Because She Wasnt Scheming That It Doesnt Mean She

Beautiful you have my vote

They have yet to invent an Aztec god who isn't at least 40% Tezcatlipoca, and with your support we can expand this to cultures that never interacted with the Aztecs.

YES. I LOVE ANATOMY HEADCANONS

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

idk about you folks, but Tezcatipoltca nukeing chansin has neuro divergent energy

(creator added: for those unacquainted this is Tezcatipoltca:)

>be me

>tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world

>married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that

>wife seems bothered by all my time as sun rather than at home

>she says its nothing when i ask

>turns out she's cheating on me with tezcatlipoca

>tezcatlipoca invents texting several worlds early to message me about how his ''🅱️arbed 🅱️enis' gets all the 'xochiqussy' now

>spite drought.jpeg

>people keep begging me for rain despite being too depressed for it

>rain of fire.jpeg

>world fucking ends and we need a new sun for the next one

>find new wife who won't cheat on me with tezcatlipoca and is sun of next world

>our daughter comes home one day with her new boyfriend

>it's tezcatlipoca

Woop woop!

The WIP of my newest art project

Your brain is telling you the correct things family angst family angst family angst

Fascinating phenomena where my brains can only think of fanfic ideas when I'm writing a essay on a completely different subject

Welp. That's the last of my aztec wb doodles

i feel like tecciztecatl would sing at 8 in the morning

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit

HIM HIIIIIM

I'M NOT DEAD!!!

Just working on uni stuff. Have a preview that just so happens to be Tlaloc 😆