Tlaloques - Blog Posts
Im okay I can read this without getting angry
Don’t buy Aztec Myths by Jake Jackson there’s a bunch of blatant mistranslations and misinformation
This is just for the gods. There’s also like culture misinformation and it’s just bad
Don’t buy Aztec Myths by Jake Jackson there’s a bunch of blatant mistranslations and misinformation
This is just for the gods. There’s also like culture misinformation and it’s just bad
GOOD LORD THERES A TORNADO
Alright who pissed off the rain gods
Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not
• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.
• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.
• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.
• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(
• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.
• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day
• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit
The Tlaloques fuck with their boss’s son/replacement older brother
Also here’s some stills
