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My favorite character interpretation for both Jonathan Sims and pre distortion Michael Shelley is that they’re a little odd in general even without all the fear entity stuff.
Jon stares just a little too long when makes conversation. Michael moves in a sudden jerky way that would remind most people of a spider moving its legs. Jon always looks a little too…stiff. Like he’s a porcelain doll sat against the chair instead of a man. Michael never walks flat on feet, he noticeably puts his weight on either on his heels or his toes.
Jon’s eye, hair, and clothing colors always look a bit dull somehow. Like someone drew him and then turned the contrast down. Michael’s fingers and toes are noticeably long and quite a few people have told him that he has the longest fingers/toes they’ve ever seen.
I could pretend this headcanon is profound commentary on their humanity, but honestly I’m just very fond of viewing Jon and Michael as cryptid adjacent.
I blame my friend for the intro to this band. They know what they did!
Anyway! Have some Jonny D'ville wanted poster art work! I'm gonna do this with a few of the other mecs to, hope you enjoy
Something I find equal parts hilarious and infuriating is that in any post that mentions Jon, there will be at least one person in the comments or tags saying “I thought this was about Jon Arbuckle”
Tim: and i have to do all of this paperwork for what? Just cause Jonah's Magnussy woke up one day and decided to document the horrors? this is bullshit
Elias: Jonah's what
Thank you for this message, tumblr user invertebrates
if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big
I'm only saying this for your sake, but objectively, it's not a smart idea to bring politics into normal hobbies. You might lose supporters of your blog just because of your political stance, and that would be terrible since you're so amazing!! It's only a suggestion, but I really reccomend not bringing politics into anything.
On their way to the next nightmare
Happy Ace day everyone <33
They’re having fun
Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.
Have a morsel
This is my pet tape recorder he bites sometimes and screeches in pain when you smash it with a clawhammer
drew my own timsasha designs for once ! gosh i love them
Listen, I love [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] as much as the next person, but I feel like we aren’t giving enough attention to
took my adderall for the first time in a couple of months let’s see if i feel better today
was so happy to finally have the time to do some writing and now i'm actually doing the writing and i am in hell a little bit
I know for a fact that Gerry Keay uses eyeliner as lipstick and mascara to try and touch up his roots
long hair not in a girl way but instead in a head archivist of the magnus institute way
can i come over and stare at you like this •_•
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! i hope it's a good one :]
omg thank you cryptid!!!!! it was pretty chill, so it was nice :3
dilf (drawing i’d like to finish)
It’s my birthday!!
we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this