thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.
Hobie: such a natural talent for sales! such success! well done!
Theo, fully coked up, getting ready to sell the 5th knock-off Sheraton sofa that week:
It's the first of December.... only 24 sleeps til the Amsterdam Ordeal 🥰🥰💖🎄
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
theo likes to think of himself as the successful one between him and boris because he has a ‘real job’ when it’s like. a dying business he ran into the ground through fraud while having no employable skills outside of a niche dead in the ground industry and graduating college with the minimum required 2.0 gpa meanwhile boris has a maybe shady but fully functioning fully staffed multinational enterprise and a laundry list of hoes in different area codes i love you classicism
I did not get brat summer drunk I got Lana del rey norman fucking rockwell
The angst in this scene dammit
(just saying I'll support him if he becomes a villain)
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
Living alone is like— I laugh alone (without my bestfriend); I eat alone (without my mother); I sleep alone (without my dog); I get bored alone (without my brother); I wake up alone to an empty room (my father is not here watching the news in the hall); I think alone (the only person here is the reflection of myself in a mirror), and I cry alone (I need my Love right now).