I Don’t Register The Value Of Coins I Just See Shiny And Think “give??????? To Friend?????? Yes I

had a dream last night where the new FRC game was to make a robot out of living flesh and bone so our team had to make a robot out of living biomass and we called it “the meat game”

do you have any dirty dishes 🍽️ in your room right now?

if so don't worry about it it's fine does anyone wanna kiss me on rthe mout

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

There is no creature on the face of the earth as unmistakable foul and cannibalistically cruel as the customer

Thank you @clown-college-honor-roll for tagging me :>

[uQuiz] [picrew]

@ anyone who wants to join!

every time i go they’re almost empty and i get to sit in the dark w a buddy and snacks

fucking bonkers to me that people watch movies in theaters. you can't control the volume. you can't rewind when you miss something. you can't choose your own subtitles. you can't even pause to use the bathroom??? there's only like 7 movies to choose from????? and you must pay money for this privilege? grotesque. repugnance. act of torture.

“ENGLISH OR SPANISH? WHAT THE SIGMA? HAWK TUA” I thought about killing you yesterday, and it disgusted me. I thought of carving a hole into the cavity of your chest, reaching in with my bare hands, seizing your heart between my fingers, and crushing the delicate clockwork lifegiver into so much gore and so many giblets. Tick, tick, tick, as I hold it delicately in my palm, in an instant, SQUISH! Gone. I thought of watching the light leave your eyes, and it disgusted me. Not because of the horror of the scene, which usually would terrify me. Not because the thought had entered my head at all, rising from the deepest pits of hell, which would usually be enough to frighten me. What disgusted me is that to do that, I would have to touch you. I. Loathe. You.

crisp rat tomorrow!!!! can’t wait to eat 25 eggs, as is tradition!!