Thank You @clown-college-honor-roll For Tagging Me :>

the dentist makes me feel like a whore. they open me wide and jam their fingers and toys into me, they tell me to bite down, they call me good and obedient. it’s sexually charged s’what it is.

The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

not enough platonic cuddling in this world methinks

I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.

From the moment I wake up that white boy vexes me to no end but ig that’s just what fathers do

TAKE MY QUIZ!!! and tell me who you got in the tags please (: